Dec 4, 2014

childish myths busted

pocket of blossoms: childish myths
a face that could give you nightmares...
the other day i was thinking about all the crazy things i believed when i was younger! ya know, things i believed that turned out to be completely false. so i decided to make a list of all the childish myths that have been busted, and see if i was the only one who believed these things!

i believed that…

melting cheese over mini pretzels in the microwave was a healthy snack…and goldfish…and bread

braces made you cool-- i would wrap silver gum wrappers around my teeth and imagine i had braces

breaking a bone was fun-- who wouldn't want all that attention?? right??

the turn signal in your car could read your mind

if i crossed my eyes and someone hit me in the back of the head, they stay crossed forever-- okay, but seriously…is that true??

sleeping with my covers on protected me more from possible intruders, than sleeping without my covers on

life would get easier after i graduated high school-- yeah right little kiely…yeah right…

when i talked towards the sky, santa would be able to hear what i wanted for christmas

traffic lights were controlled by traffic light workers in a really big control room

a watermelon could actually grow inside my stomach if i swallowed a watermelon seed

kidney beans were made of pieces of kidney

saying "keep the change" made you the coolest person ever

stuffed animals come to life when you're not looking



luckily, i'm all grown up now.
what did you guys believe when you were little??

19 comments

  1. haha I seriously love everything about this post! I believed in so many of the same things! And I still might believe that the covers protect you from intruders :) you're the cutest kiely!

    xo,
    courtney

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    1. haha thanks c! okay, confession…i still believe the covers thing too!

      xoxo, kiely

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  2. Haha! These are so me. Especially the covers and traffic lights! Such a fun post. :)

    www.mycupofchic.com

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    1. thanks taylor! and thank you for reading :)

      xoxo, kiely

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  3. haha these are great! i believed a lot of weird things when i was a kid... like that all of my favorite things were all one giant company. you know, like mcdonalds (i was the kid that only at chicken nuggets), barbies, american girl dolls & anything disney. all one jumbled up company. i was pretty sad when i realized this was no way true!
    -k
    www.kerryjune.com

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    1. the kerry june company :) haha so funny!

      xoxo, kiely

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  4. What a cute list! Mine was the Kirk Cameron was the hottest boy alive. LOL

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    1. oh yeah, obviously! :) thanks jessah :)

      xoxo, kiely

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  5. hahaha!! i love this! sooo funny! and so true!

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  6. Kiely, I am dying. This is hysterical! Totally with you on breaking bones (evidently, it's not so fun after all) and the psychic turn signals hahaha

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    1. Yeah when I fell off the cooler and broke my shoulder, fun was the last thing from my mind ;) haha

      Xoxo, kiely

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  7. Melting cheese over anything IS a healthy snack. What are you talking about?!!? :P // ▲ itsCarmen.com ▲

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  8. hahaha i always thought breaking a bone was SO legit until i did it in high school, and learned my lesson. also - the braces with the gym wrappers? what was that about? i did that all the time! oh, and pincers - where you pull your hair back but leave 2 pieces out in the front. SO mary k & ashley, but i thought i was so cool. all of these made me laugh so hard.

    ALSO....did i see you at the ballet saturday night? we took your picture? i swear, the whole time i was like "where do i know this girl from?: " and just this morning, reading this blog post, is dawned on me! anyway, you're adorable. xo

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    1. mary k and ashley were my inspiration!! and lizzie mcguire. she's the bomb. haha i'm glad i wasn't the only dorky child out there!! :)

      WUUUT! hahaha what a small world, i don't know why i didn't recognize you because i totally follow your blog! that's hilarious, i'll have to tell my fiancé. well it was fun to see you ;) thank you :)

      xoxo, kiely

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